Rkarcade : Boy is a stupid woman hater

"Here endeth the trials"
Yes, SPM trials is over for me.Hooray, not really. I'm just a step closer to one of the biggest exams of my life. But anyway, I don't want to talk about it for now.

Have you ever tried putting dry ice into water? According to chemical equation of blah blah blah blah, end results are pretty awesome.

Clearly you can see the dry ice is from Baskin Robbins and the water is just from a tap at a Mcdonalds restaurant. Me and my friends to decided celebrate my belated birthday in January and we were just eating baskin robbins ice cream at Mcdonalds (surprisingly no one scolded or kicked us out) and we place the dry ice into water and poof : bubbly water and smoke. It's chemistry.

yes, that is a french fry

it's coca-cola in it.

As if that wasn't fun enough, we had to put the cover and the straw in it and like whoa, smoky straw, man. don't know whether we were high or not from possibly the smoke inhaled. But we were laughing really loud and people were staring at us funny and wondering where's there the smoke coming from.

Dittos: woah, smoking dude!

If you're wondering why I completely coloured and draw ditto faces on them, it's because these people are the type of people who likes their faces concealed because they're freaking boring conservatives. In other words, they're people who liked to deemed as "right people" i use that term loosely but in actual fact are just bunch of crazy people who also do stupid things so I don't want to tarnish their reputation. Plus they're just man-children so you won't be interested.

Speaking of rights, my brother has a reached a douchebag level 7 for his achievement of "being a complete bumhole to women everywhere." He says and I quote "girls are so annoying, they can't do anything" and a bunch of other things about women.

Now, I don't know how the heck he turned out to be a mild misogynist but seriously his flipping attitude makes me want to punch him. Oh, "women can't drive", "women are so emotional" "girls are crap"

And I said:
"Why are men always creating war, bro?", "Why do men fight with their fist?"
"Why are majority rapist, killers men?" Huh , bro, huh?

Yea, I know those questions are little too much, but seriously I wanted to know what my brother's response was. And , ha ha seems like he can't fight back because all he did was stuttered.
But he did answer to one of the questions but I will not say what he said because his answer will set fire to the rain. No I'm kidding but his answer really disgust me and I think most girls would be repulsed by him too .I think my brother needs an attitude adjustment. Until then, I would continue agonising him till he finally learns to respect girls or till he finds a wife who wears the pants in the family.

There are theories to my sodding brother's stupid misogynistic attitude.

Theory 1:
Subject grew up with only sisters in his life.An absence of male siblings/male figure may cause lack of interaction with other male species or any other living creature with a schlong.
Hence, further his disdain towards the female species, otherwise known as women.

Theory 2
Has a close female companion. Female companion harbors feelings, romantic ones towards the subject. Subject does not goes beyond the border of friendship. This theory is known as the friendzone. Female companion then exudes all feminine anger towards the subjects such as
1)nagging,
2)post pointless statuses on Facebook,
3)post typical hipster pictures with bold fonts of an incredibly platitude meaning on tumblr,
4)blogged about it
5)tweets every bloody minute about how her life sucks
6)takes pictures of cats, dogs, food
7)sings a Taylor swift song and jots down lyrics into a quote or meme.

or any indirect way that inveighs the subject but subject still couldn't care less.However, subject converts all forms of feminine anger into unnecessary female hatred.

Theory 3
Subject reads too much 9gag faeces.

In conclusion, subject has reach a phase in life which is called the " sexist douchebag who thinks still thinks men are superior beings but is nonetheless a wussy." Subject needs to shifted off to a female respecting camp just like in an episode of Family Guy.

Sincerely,
Dr. Immagoodlady.

I think I made myself mental enough for the day. Please enjoy pictures of Skittle, my sister's lovely heterochromiac hamster for love, joy, peace, kindness, goodness and self control. LOL.