Boy is a stupid woman hater

"Here endeth the trials"
Yes, SPM trials is over for me.Hooray, not really. I'm just a step closer to one of the biggest exams of my life. But anyway, I don't want to talk about it for now.



Have you ever tried putting dry ice into water? According to chemical equation of blah blah blah blah, end results are pretty awesome.

Clearly you can see the dry ice is from Baskin Robbins and the water is just from a tap at a Mcdonalds restaurant. Me and my friends to decided celebrate my belated birthday in January and we were just eating baskin robbins ice cream at Mcdonalds (surprisingly no one scolded or kicked us out) and we place the dry ice into water and poof : bubbly water and smoke. It's chemistry.

yes, that is a french fry

it's coca-cola in it.

 As if that wasn't fun enough, we had to put the cover and the straw in it and like whoa, smoky straw, man. don't know whether we were high or not from possibly the smoke inhaled. But we were laughing really loud and people were staring at us funny and wondering where's there the smoke coming from.

Dittos: woah, smoking dude!

If you're wondering why I completely coloured and draw ditto faces on them, it's because these people are the type of people who likes their faces concealed because they're freaking boring conservatives. In other words, they're people who liked to deemed as "right people" i use that term loosely but in actual fact are just bunch of crazy people who also do stupid things so I don't want to tarnish their reputation. Plus they're just man-children so you won't be interested.


Speaking of rights, my brother has a reached a douchebag level 7 for his achievement of "being a complete bumhole to women everywhere." He says and I quote "girls are so annoying, they can't do anything"  and a bunch of other things about women.

Now, I don't know how the heck he turned out to be a mild misogynist but seriously his flipping attitude makes me want to punch him. Oh, "women can't drive", "women are so emotional" "girls are crap"

And I said:
"Why are men always creating war, bro?", "Why do men fight with their fist?"
"Why are majority rapist, killers men?" Huh , bro, huh?

Yea, I know those questions are little too much, but seriously I wanted to know what my brother's response was. And , ha ha seems like he can't fight back because all he did was stuttered.
But he did answer to one of the questions but I will not say what he said because his answer will set fire to the rain. No I'm kidding but his answer really disgust me and I think most girls would be repulsed by him too .I think my brother needs an attitude adjustment. Until then, I would continue agonising him till he finally learns to respect girls or till he finds a wife who wears the pants in the family.

There are theories to my sodding brother's stupid misogynistic attitude.

Theory 1: 
Subject grew up with only sisters in his life.An absence of male siblings/male figure may cause lack of interaction with other male species or any other living creature with a schlong.
Hence, further his disdain towards the female species, otherwise known as women.

Theory 2
Has a close female companion. Female companion harbors feelings, romantic ones towards the subject. Subject does not goes beyond the border of friendship. This theory is known as the friendzone. Female companion then exudes all feminine anger towards the subjects such as
1)nagging,
2)post pointless statuses on Facebook,
3)post typical hipster pictures with bold fonts of an incredibly platitude meaning on tumblr,
4)blogged about it
5)tweets every bloody minute about how her life sucks
6)takes pictures of cats, dogs, food
7)sings a Taylor swift song and jots down lyrics into a quote or meme.

or any indirect way that inveighs the subject but subject still couldn't care less.However, subject converts all forms of feminine anger into unnecessary female hatred.

Theory 3
Subject reads too much 9gag faeces.

In conclusion, subject has reach a phase in life which is called the " sexist douchebag who thinks still thinks men are superior beings but is nonetheless a wussy." Subject needs to shifted off  to a female respecting camp  just like in an episode of Family Guy.

Sincerely,
Dr. Immagoodlady.

I think I made myself mental enough for the day. Please enjoy pictures of Skittle, my sister's lovely heterochromiac hamster for love, joy, peace, kindness, goodness and self control. LOL.

yes, Skittle does has heterochromia

heterochromia hamster.

right eye: black

left eye: red

R.obie Half Dead.
ps, I just that made that Taylor Swift meme for fun!.

I'm useless but not for long

"Oh, why can't you be more like her , she won bronze in the Olympics .And you?"

And I'm like wow, seriously mum, thanks for making me feel useless.

Let me just say that parents could be so annoying and growing sucks popsicles.

After news about Pandelela Rinong winning bronze in the platform diving, my mum showed me the newspaper and then told me indirectly me how useless I am in comparison. 

WOW.Well,...wow...I don't know how to really respond to her without being rude but this is what I said to her "well, it's pretty much your fault you didn't place me in any sports." rudeness yes but how the heck am I suppose to respond?

"Oh wow, my mum, you're right, I am phucking useless and I'm gonna start taking up swimming and get into the olympics"

Huu....ray

MUM..........I AM PHUCKING USELESS!!!......I CUT MYSELF AT NIGHT SO I'LL DIE ON MY BED  AND YOU'LL START FEELING LIKE DOOKIE THAT YOU DRIVE YOUR DAUGHTER TO MISERY.

Haha just kidding. No, I don't cut myself and neither am I suicidal. Suicide is for cowards and seriously overused,cliche way of dying. At least freaking die with honour or something, take up samurai lessons and start fighting serial killers,risky job and you might get killed. At least we know you died fighting for something. 

Anyway, I'm definitely peeved today. My mum made me feel useless. Yea I know the news about the Pandelela winning bronze for diving in the Olympics. My mum being like a stereotypical mum has the tendency to make me feel like dookie when she sees someone young or anyone around my age range achieving something magnificent and then compares me to him/her. It's like I'm pepsi and the other person is coke 

It phucking upsets me. How can I not? I feel like someone who is just put in this world to just fill up space because I couldn't measure up to bar which says "achievement...hooray"

Wow, I must be so freaking depressed that I actually blogged about this. Wow. Just wow. What am I am freaking doing with my life? Honestly, I know I'm not the only person who feels like crap after self-introspection... so I wonder how do people just get out of their hellhole? 

And I could just wish God would actually sprinkle his "miracle dust" on me so I would become this superhero. And bam, everything is just beautiful as I hope it to be. 

I know my mum wished that I or my siblings got some kind of talent in doing something like gifted other people. Well, the sad fact is I'm not like one of those gifted other people. I am not smart to get all A's in my exams, I'm not gorgeous to win a beauty pageant , or neither am I good at sports to get into the Olympics. 

I'm just a sensitive silly girl who writes and draws your mind out and a really good listener... . Really, there is no pleasing my mum. I'm never good enough for her. For the record,I could never hate her . I don't hate Pandelela either. All I could say is congratulations to her that she did well in the Olympics and oggy oggy oggy.(i think that's what Brits say in sporting events.) She achieve something in her life that is magnificent and she made the whole country acknowledge her. That's called lady power!

 But honestly, my mum is really not cool for making comparisons. But you know that's how people are in generally....

For now, I have my exams coming along...soon and yes I do study and revise. And you're wondering why the heck am I still blogging? I can't be sitting down and always facebook-ing. Get it?

I hope some of you would be probably reading and thought I'm completely mental. Well, fact is yes I am mental. I was originally was placed in an asylum for violently throwing a glass plate at my sister, knocking her head into a wall.

After years of medication and counselling and also being on good behaviour, I was released. Orderlies are never there to help you, they just want to look forward towards their stupid paychecks and they are seriously sick perverts. By the way, psychiatrist are the most mental toilet rolls, they only want to learn about the bad stuff about your life and try make it like it never happen so you'll end up being peachy. 

Hooray for psychology.... Screws up your mind but makes you feel you a thousand times better until God helps you finally realise that counsellors are manipulative liars pretending they are people who you can trust but ends up telling everyone else your secret and sometimes sleep with other people's spouses. Ironically, marriages counsellors are like that.

I FREAKIN LIED!!!!!

Any psychologists reading this and thought I need help, well you just got punked . I lied. I was never admitted in any hospital, haha but I am really mental. No I don't want to talk about my feelings because honestly no one really would really full heartedly listen to me. Trust me, I have so many rude people cut me off after I started the first few sentence of my "feelings". I guess that's why that me makes me a great listener except for the people I have utmost dislike, then I don't want to acknowledge your existence.

If I don't like you, I'll avoid you. Simple as that. Not really,.... I might kinda talking trash about you. I know I really shouldn't and I will definitely try not to because every time you start dookie about others, God will make sure your tongue gets cut, burn or bitten. God is merciful but he will make sure you learn your lesson. So you better bite your tongue! 

Alright I think I said enough, time to screw my head back. This post is a little difficult to write mainly because I cried thinking over about what my mum said. But no matter what I know God has a plan and everything in his hands. I heal, you know.I ain't happy but, I'm feeling glad.I got sunshine, in a bag.I'm useless, but not for long.The future is coming on. GORILLAZ!!!

Can't fall asleep

Unfortunately I can't sleep tonight. Normally I try to play Pokemon or Zelda on the GBS Emulator on my phone to wear myself out but my battery died.

Anyway, I can't think of much I want to say because it's 2 in the morning and I probably still wanting to fall asleep anytime soon so i guess this will be a short post.

I know it seems like there is only one post for every month. But honestly , I really don't know what am I suppose to write about nowadays or if I ever have the time.

A lot gone through my head and that it just stresses me out . Maybe because every minute, every second exam is getting closer and I still don't have my mind focused on my studies. When you think about wanting to study and you keep telling yourself "alright, i'm going to study 3 hours straight after school today " and then you come back home nestled up in your bed and dozed off like a little sloth.(referring to laziness and the animal, sloth is so terrible that it's also one of the deadly sins)

I really want to do well in my studies and get a good or possibly great job and buy my parents a house and them for vacation to Japan or Italy. So I hope within remaining the month of this year, I'll do well in my studies and hope things turn out well for me.

No I will not say the damned platitude "easier said than done" or "dying is easier than living". But I just did? That was just to put in a sentence as a statement. ;P

Honestly, I really hate phrases that mean you should just give up and used it as excuse for being lazy.... so if ever someone tells me "it's easier said than done", I would give them a glare and say "I can break a pencil in two" and break a pencil into two and say to them "ha, in your face, sucka" Get what I mean? If you don't then, then you are so lonely, aren't you?

Laziness isn't an excuse. Try telling  that you're were lazy to your teacher who assigned homework to be completed, lets see what'the outcome. She'll beat the crap out of you unless she is one of those teachers who admire students' honesty and lets you off with a warning. But seriously, I don't think any teacher would appreciate any of her student slacking off. I definitely learnt my lesson.

Whoa, it's 3am now. okay now I feel a little tired plus I'm starting to yawn. So I guess that's about it on what's on my mind for now. Alright now. Goodnight every one although it's also considered morning now. Well, goodnight to the people of the east and good morning to the people of the west,

Hit the hay,shutting down brain at 10 minutes!Hasta la vista baby

Hot problems? Y I NO HOT? :(

Ah, the internal of the net is such a beauty. You get to share, learn  and troll. Oh, the internet.

So what do I normally do on the internet?

Watch youtube videos and search for stuff and by stuff I mean I'm not gonna tell you specifically what I search for and whatever stuff you think I search for isn't true , you sick perverted motherducks

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So what is the latest stuff have I googled? 

Note: Google is a verb, go google it

The fact that I'm not a hot girl and have problems made me feel so sad :(....

So what should I do? 

Maybe looking at dog pictures may help.

awww,it's so cute!

And now what? watch a video with hot girls with problem.

Watched Hot Problems- Double Take

and I feel like dookie a lot more. :( There is no cure for ugly? 

Just kidding. 

It has gone viral having more than 9million hits today so I'm pretty sure you have watched Hot Problems by these two girls. If you haven't then, you should watch it and compare it to Rebecca Black's Friday. But watch at your own risk, you may suffer bleeding ears or go on a trolling spree. 

In the beginning of the video, it sounded quite alright. It started with a nice beat with two girls grooving to it in a limo but then when one of them start singing. 

WTF?

Seriously?! What the fduck was that? It's this kind of stuff that make me twitch my eye and wonder is this legit?

After listening to the whole entire song, it's makes Rebecca Black seem like a goddess. 

Hot Problems is the new worst song ever. They could have use autotune. There is a reason why autotune was invented and this is why. I saw the amount of dislikes and negative comments towards this video and it's a lot.

of course, the average troll comments are varies from the usual:

F**K ! SHUT UP B***S!

YOU CAN'T SING !!!

Please!!!! shut up and sing again NEVER !!!!

Kill your self

Darth vader wants his lightsaber BACK!

some funny comments that gets loads of thumbs up:

I was looking on google: reasons to commit suicide.. this song popped up..

at least rebecca black taught me the days of the week

I like how people are so easily mad about this because they think the girls are so self conceited and annoying. But honestly, it's just an act. They're doing this for fun so don't get your panties in a knot that you want them "kill themselves". You're watching Youtube videos, there's always a chance you'll be on the weird part of youtube and you'll be :

 And honestly, after listening to it, you couldn't resist singing  along to the lyrics.

"Hot girls, we've got problems too, we're just like you except we're hot"

In the end, I'm entertained. Thanks, hot girls. ;)

So yea short post today!

Now for something else I found on the Youtube:

CUPCAKE ATM!

It's a freakin cupcake atm machine that has a list of cupcakes and you can pick a cupcake of your choice and swipe your whatever card i don't know about and the cupcake appears at the dispender compartment. Pretty awesome. Definitely, one day in my life, I'm gonna try this out because I like cupcakes and prefer dispensary machines than rude human dispenser. 

That's it for today. I'm gonna googling more cupcakes , mmm......cupcakes!

Oh, I'm not upset at all. What a liar!!!

Heeeyyy, dudes and dudettes. Whatz up? Yea the "valley" accent not pulling it off.

Trent Northwick from Bully,boy with a valley accent

Anyway people, sorry for the late update. I've been busy, things are hectic for me. I've become obnoxiously emotional too. I really want to cut off my tear glands so I'll stop crying about not being able to fly. (serious about the crying part, joking about the flying part, duh).

i'm sorry but i'm crying but it seems my batoki(butt)is too heavy to fly

So people, how are things going for me? Hectic and crazy and annoying. Exam is coming up and believe or not, exam will start on Saturday.


WHAT THE *insert foul censored word*?!

It seems like the new principal is so disappointed with the attendance of students last Saturday which is a school day that she finds a better solution for students to compulsory attend school on Saturday. Y U DO THIS TO US? Oh yea the most sensible answer is because she cares about us. Wow, really? I feel so loved. Wow, we should be punished more then because you care about us so much. In fact, if I ever forget to do more homework, make me run 50 laps on the field, and I run knowing that you cared about me and not feel humiliated anyhow. NOT.

Jokes aside, yesterday I did attend school which is on a Saturday for debate training. There is this debate competition coming up this week and I really wanted get selected as one of the speakers for the competition. The competition is called Novice, it's a debate competition for beginners or those not on the expert level or people who have not entered any international/worldwide debate competitions. I thought I had a good chance getting it but unfortunately I did not get selected because I have debated since last year. I was really feeling disappointed and upset. Wow, but I'm happy for the other debaters who made it. LIAR!!! How the heck can you expect to feel happy, I can't be happy for myself, let alone the people who got selected. Jealous much? Definitely. Hate the feeling of losing? Oh yea. Makes you want to slit someone's throat? You have no idea what I imagined I want to do to people.



You know when contestants on competition tv shows like American Idol or America's Next Top Model compete and want to make it to the shortlist, when one of the contestants gets booted out or eliminated and that one contestant emerged as the winner. And reporters starts asking about how do you feel about your loss?

my grandma thought you were wearing a bra at one point

wtf?he's a dude. me too!

This is what they say:
"I feel alright, I'm happy for *whomever's name*, he/she deserves to win. I feel glad to made it this far."
WHAT A GIANT LOAD OF CRAP!!!

This is what they want to say:
"How do you think I feel, I feel upset,duh. I should have won."
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Because that's how I feel, you may think it doesn't apply to everyone but honestly deep down they felt upset they did not win. Because the feeling of winning means you had achieved something that you wanted and losing meh... isn't a great feeling. I pretended to be alright but honestly I wasn't and could not be happy for others who made it. That sounds so selfish of me. But don't be a liar, everyone is like that.

The whole time after the selected people were announced and knowing my name wasn't called, I was faking to be okay/cool but heck I'm was not. One of the really bad attributes of me is jealously. Jealously really makes me go insane and prioritizes the pessimism. Damn it, damn it, damn it. After it was over, went back home and took a stomach ache pill because I was having a stomach ache completely out of the blue and head to my room. The anticipation was the waterworks was going to happen. And what do you know, I cried and lament about how terrible I was and how it was unfair and everything. I was being completely whinny.


Now why do I say it was unfair? Honestly, when we had preparation time for the debate topic/motion, I was helping this newbie girl with her substantive and told her to be clean and make things clear. But for me I had to substitute a role for another speaker as a Prime Minister because she had to leave early.  So I wasn't organized in my speech because it was really last minute . Eventually, when the mentor gives out remarks to everyone, she said I was too angry during my speech and wasn't clear on my case . That is true, I was angry. But I wasn't angry at my friend who had to leave the PM role to me and do everything last minute and mess up a little. I was actually angry at a girl who don't know how to zip her mouth like a padlock(ha, kesha reference) after I answer her POI.(point of information; a question ask during a speech) .
(Btw, a padlock cannot be zipped XD)

shut it and zip it

In the rules of a debate, you have to shut your mouth after the speaker answered your question.
She had done this more than once, not only to me but to other speakers. I find her plain rude and annoying. When a speaker who is on her team takes a POI which is bound to poke a hole in his substantive, she actually said "don't take it, idiot." Wow, just seriously I'm irked by rude people and people who insults others.

Another reason why I say it's unfair, the newbie girl I helped with her speech. She made it through..wow, unbelievable. I had learn to debate since last year and never made it to any debate competitions. This girl on her first try made it. Of course, I started introspecting and loathing myself. I don't hate her but I can't force myself to feel happy for others. In spite of the unfairness, she encouraged me to try for tomorrow's debate selections and believe I could make it. She truly is a nice person, we barely know each other and as long as I debated in my life, she is the only speaker/teammate who encouraged me and believed I can do it. .
I really wish there more people like her who gives words of encouragement and uplift a person's hopes and dreams.

Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it for the next debate which is today.Homework and a presentation is in the way and yet here I am typing about how lousy yesterday was . But there's always a silver lining in every cloud. That silver lining is the girl who gave words of encouragement. So people, I finally expressed these thoughts and feel slightly better than bottled them up in my confined head and let you people know how I feel..(whether you hate it or not, doesn't matter as long I finally had my opinion finally expressed on my blog) because half-dead people have feelings too. And here's a quote that probably inspire you because you know quotes from the wise people/dead people always inspires people and prove other people wrong and whatever quotes are utilized for.


Words are both better and worse than thoughts, they express them and add to them. They give power for good and evil. They start on endless flight, instruction and comfort and blessing or injury,sorrow and ruin.- Tyron Edwards

In spite of these lamenting and woe is me, get over yourself and continue on with what you aspire to achieve even when discouraged. So I'm still going to debate even if critism slaps me in the face or something is unfair to me. But hey life is unfair sometimes, doesn't mean our hopes are doomed unless you've become a fully infected zombie,then you're screwed.

Oh yea, in my previous post about CNY, I was going to write about how it went and I did but decided not to post it because it's was so boring. So I decided to let you people read about my whiny complaining and etcetera etcetera. Anyway, I also continue on with twitter so if you want to know what else I goes on in my infected mind, you could follow me on twitter if you wanna. >>>> rkarcade.(make fun of my messy hair) but preferably don't or I'll report you for stalking. Just kidding.

SEE YA, oh by the way you just won "adhesive medical strips"

Chinese New Year with ugly chicken feet

Hello,people. It's Chinese New Year. Gong xi Fa Cai. GONG!

Haven't blog for almost two weeks. I have been busy, yes I say that a lot but it is true. I have a list of homework to do yet I sit here blogging like any other procrastinator. The suffix -nator always shifts my mind to the word "termiNATOR". Never mind.

So how did CNY go for me? Hmm...there are good days and then are the bad. Let's head to the good days of CNY...
Alright, my family and I went to my grandma's house and stay over during CNY.

FIRST DAY
 It's a long journey, phew and my dad drove on the highway for 4 hours at night. But there is good thing about long highways, at night you really can see the stars shining. I could see a red star too. Unfortunately my camera phone is really low quality so I couldn't take any clear pictures.

We stop over at Mcdonald's for burger and fries. And there's this cute baby that stares blankly at me. For the fun of it, I stare at "it"(I use that pronoun loosely because it may be a boy but then again maybe not) back.

And I move a little to the left and right and his eyes follow my movements. Then the mother who carrying the baby turned and looked at me with a slight frown. I just scratch my neck and pretend I wasn't playing with her baby because you know some mothers are so overly protective about their babies that they don't want anyone close to their child/property of their uterus. Yo, lady chill, do I look like a baby snatcher?

Anyway , went back on the road and passing through a village/suburban area/tiny town(don't remember the name of the place), there were a bunch or a huge gang or motorcyclist on their motorcycle ready to race on the road. There is a term for these of people in this country and it starts with a letter "m". Yea that word, I'll say it, "mat rempit".

Mat rempits are motorcyclist who always hang around in groups on their motorcycles and race illegally on the road and do stupid stunts that could endanger themselves or other people.  There are not the smartest kind of people and in fact you can perfectly tell because idiots like them end with scars on their faces and break their bones or end up in a coma.

Oh, an interesting side note, for some reason almost all the drivers from that town have this habit of glancing at another driver/passenger. Everytime a car passes by, he glances at my car.(not my car,my dad's car but i'm calling my car). And I stared at them and they look away. Ha ha, I win.

Then, finally reached my grandma's house. Yay.

SECOND DAY

My siblings wanted to watch Journey 2: The Mysterious Island so we went to this mall and booked the tickets. Oh, the road to the parking lot  is spiral so it causes dizziness in car. I don't understand why the architect had to design a spiral road just to get to the parking lot and why is the parking lot is located at the top of the spiral road? Nobody likes climbing stairs, nobody also likes wasting time on getting to the parking lot or waste time getting a parking space.

Once the tickets are booked, my brother who is a spendthrift dum dum wanted to go shopping. As his older sister, I have to take care of him and follow him. He wanted to buy PS2 games and honestly, I wanted games too, so I wasn't nagging him. He wanted either GTA: Vice City or WWE 2011 but he could only have one so he asked which one should he get. That was an easy question, doi, GTA: Vice City. I played WWE games and they are borrrrinnng. For me, I got Fatal Frame 1 again because my brother is a source of destruction for anything.

Then we got home, the first thing my bro did was play his video game. We brought the PS2 console along. My mum , grandma and my aunt prepared for the family reunion dinner. I don't know how to cook and I know I wouldn't be any help in the kitchen . Contrary to popular belief, not all women belong in the kitchen, girls who fart, snore,spit , pee, dookied their pants, rob banks or don't have a significant other who possibly will be "FOREVER ALONE" stay away from the kitchen due to these symptoms.

gross.

And finally dinner time, yes Chinese food.  But I really hate chicken feet. Just look at that scaly leg with sharp nail, blerh nasty. I love century eggs. They are black coloured eggs. And finally the ang pau, money money money.

yes,i eat weird food too.

Alright that's about it for this part. Part 2 of my CNY week at grandma's house coming soon. Sorry, been busy with school. And upcoming exam is making time really constraint for me. So I won't be able to post  often.:(
But thanks for reading. Have good day people. I like the sound of pressing keys on a keyboard. hihi. ^^
Here is a picture of my grandma's cat:

demonic little furball